Saleh Zaafir’s Makhan Se Bhara Hua Take On Gen Bajwa At Islamabad Club Makes Way For Rib-Tickling Humour

“Chief of Army Staff (COAS) General Qamar Javed Bajwa had Sunday brunch with his family at Islamabad Club and freely mingled up with other guests present in the club,” Muhammad Saleh Zaafir of the News International wrote in an article.

He further added, “He picked his food by holding his plate and waited for in a queue to collect his egg omelet. He didn’t ask for any favour.”

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Netizens could not digest the ordinariness of this news and were quite amused by the way it was reported to make it sound like something extraordinaire. As expected they couldn’t let this moment slide by so easily. Like Zaafir, they had a lot to say as well about General Bajwa’s experience at Islamabad Club.

Pakistanis could not contain their excitement over the news. The omelet must have been one of a kind!

Pakistan today ❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/yCJtM5Wojf

— 🕷فریحہ ✪ (@fay_alif) January 25, 2021

The News International blowing it out of proportion.

"aun sikhaun tujhay anday ka fanda yeh nahi pyaaray koi maamuli banda" – the news

— tarbooza kharbooz (@nakaamrade) January 25, 2021

Also READ: Pakistanis Have All Sorts Of Reactions To General Qamar Javed Bajwa’s Extension As COAS

*Wipes tears*

General Bajwa waited in a queue to get anda😭😭😭😭😭😭 didn't ask for any favors 😭😭😭😭😭😭 RT IF YOU CRIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/weHngHdkXY

— berbaad opinions 🎙️🩸 (@mahobili) January 25, 2021

Some of them assuming the possibility of the article being a satire!

Surely this is satire. Right? 😭 pic.twitter.com/eYb7IqR2Bn

— Paul (@mrithejester) January 25, 2021

While others just could not help but ‘praise’ the writer for his amazing article!

Eggscellent article. Saleh Zafar has no chance of ever being poached. He always sees the sunny side up of life. pic.twitter.com/jSyzUR4n1c

— Fasi Zaka (@fasi_zaka) January 25, 2021

And then others had some pressing questions.

I've also stood in line multiple times and have waited for my anda to be cooked. Never asked for any favours either. Please army main bharti karain mujhe. Mujhe bhi defense budget chahiye.

— Hija Kamran (@hijakamran) January 25, 2021

main roz apna omelette khud banaati hoon, mujhe bhi aisi andhi mohabbat se nawaazo.

— Aimun (@bluemagicboxes) January 25, 2021

While this one here just cried and cried cus khabar hi kuch aisi thi!

I’m crying, literally crying. All these years, all these years we’ve waited for this day, and it’s finally come: https://t.co/zxVdY9VD1T

— Reem Khurshid (@ReemKhurshid) January 25, 2021

And this one here just commented on the Very Very Extraordinary piece of news!

Today, I had brunch at the palace and I picked my own food by holding my own plate and waited for in a queue to collect my egg omelette. I didn’t ask for any favour.

Diary of Mary Antoinette

— Tareekh Pe Tareekh (@tareekhdrama) January 25, 2021

Have you held a plate for yourself while you waited in line at a brunch? Share deets in the comments!