You dunk fries, maggi, pakoras, and literally everything in ketchup. You’ll fight the apocalypse with ketchup in your hand because we’re pretty sure even zombies won’t want it.

Despite the fact that there are many mayo haters in the world, you believe there is no such thing as too much mayo on anything. You can't think of anything that wouldn't taste a little bit better with some mayo on it, whether it's a burger, a sandwich, or even French fries.